Bed Trolls!

Let me acquaint you with the bed troll (Latin: cubile monstrum). Normal boys you know and love by day, slothful and indolent monsters by night. After crawling into bed for the night, the transformation happens. And until the cycle of transmogrification is complete, there's nothing to be done.

A bed troll's main speech pattern is that of grunts, growls, and glottal stops. Their habitat? Their pillow, your pillow, the majority of the bed. Migration is rare, unless they find a bigger, softer bed in the vicinity. The bed troll will emerge only for one (or all) of the following, at which point the cycle will terminate:

1. sex
2. food
3. more sleep

And not necessarily in that order. If we were to add panels 5-7, it would go something like this:

Panel 5: 4 p.m.; Girl: Okay, so can we get up noooooooow? Bed Troll: GRARRR...more sleep?

Panel 6: 5 p.m.; Girl: So, we're getting up now, right? Bed Troll: GRARRRR...food?

Panel 7: 6 p.m.; Girl: Alright, you had your sex, more sleep AND food. CAN WE GET OUT OF BED NOW?! Normal Boy Restored: What an awesome night! Okay, I'll be back later this evening for another sleepover!

And so the cycle continues.

No More Houseguests!

The low-rent hostel/den of iniquity that is Casa del Serena is officially closed. Get a room, jerkos, and stay off my couch!

We Were Cutting Edge

It seems StripGenerator is now hip to the idea of their strips being used as blogs. I think they owe me some props (or cash) for the intellectual rights on this idea. Anywayz, now you too can have a StripGen blog on their new, revamped website.

I wish I could get paid for blogging...like a certain professor I know, who has attained blogger infamy. I think I must have, like, 7 blogs now. That's pretty narcissistic...like having 300 FREAKING PICTURES on Myspace. Seriously, who does that? Who WILL do that? Do you even know how long it takes to upload that many pictures? Calculating that would require more than the score 600 I achieved on the GRE Quantitative.