Sunday Afternoon at the Coffee Shop

Apparently Jesus doesn't much like it when you rag on his followers in your blog - Strip Generator got stuck on my upload twice. I had to screen cap this. Watch, when I post this, the internetz will catch fire. Jesus should forgive me, though, I'm listening to mewithoutYou.

So what's the deal with Christians and coffeeshops? And diners? And the school cafeteria? Basically any place they can sit and talk Bible, really. Always loudly. Always with such conviction. They're deluded, but at least they're consistent, I guess. I'm actually not sure, of the 3, which was the worst part. I guess the Greek studying. I haven't been this unmotivated since...the last Greek test. Huh.

Oh, and while we're on the topic of Christians and irritating things, I thought I might mention my sign. Everyone who has been to my door since I put it up has commented on my sign. I got irritated at people knocking on my door (ever since I moved out for the first time, I've gotten black-out-rage whenever uninvited people knock on my door. Kinda like my anger at unsolicited phone calls. It's 'cause I'm a private person. Or a bitch. Whatever.), so I put up a sign: NO SOLICITORS, CHARITIES, OR RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS. The first is obviously because solicitors are irritating. The second, because all these fucking hippies canvassing to save the lake or some other lamesauce hippie thing keep bugging me. And third, because there's a coven of Mormons living next door. Seriously. We have a Grand Dragon Temple of Mormons on the adjacent property. That's where they collect impressionable youths and brainwash them to serve the church for two years by wandering the streets, going door-to-door, proselytizing. Proselytizing is something that would get you shot in my idealized version of America. As opposed to things that get you shot now, like going out after dark in the suburbs. Anyway, so they keep these kids hostage, do a little Clockwork Orange business, then set them free on the unsuspecting townspeople. These kids aren't even allowed to call their families. Someone might mention Waco similarities, or the fact that their founding father was arresting for prospecting or something.

Mormons just piss me off. (Unless you're a non-proselytizing Mormon. Then you don't piss me off. We're cool.)

Oh, so, the sign. Why the sign? I'm just hostile. And I'm okay with it. Atheists don't go to hell.

P.S. They really were talking about Christian dress code. Jesus doesn't like to see knees.